That is the sound the inside of my brain is making because of its inability to express itself with anything resembling eloquent verisimilitude.
Alrighty, scraping the bottom of the barrel here…
The wonders of WordPress Stats page. Seriously, it’s awesome. I’ve just discovered a function that WordPress has wonderfully provided us that has made me a needy and emotional wreck.
The “Top Views By Country for All Days Ending 2012-05-30 (SUMMARIZED)” page.
If you scroll down the very bottom, you get a map that looks like this.
Essentially, any country in grey is a country where not one single person has visited your site. Not a one.
Apparently no one in China is the least bit interested about the debt levels of a middle class male in Australia. Go figure.
Apparently, if you open your empty left hand, see that empty space right above your hand, that is the number of fucks Turkmenistanians give about my love life, or lack thereof.
Apparently Greenlanders, have absolutely no inclination to read about the misadventures of fat, short antipodean blogger, who currently is struggling with writer’s block.
And the list goes on…
Mongolia. North Korea. Iran. Afghanistan. Uzbekistan. Cuba. Egypt. Sudan. Chad.
Okay I probably have no hope in getting hits from Uzbekistan or Turkmenistan or any of those places. But Greenland? Cmon! Greenlanders are like other Europeans right? Surely some of them use Google and do searches for “boobs” (which to their dismay directs them to a post in this blog, which currently stands at 1,633 hits) right?
I’m targeting your country to be sweatpantsed.
You have been warned.
Resistance is futile.