Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died… You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.
I am tied up with silk ropes, hoping you haven’t found other blogs, just generally being a terrible burden to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second star on the right, straight on to I see my darling’s 10000 text messages. I am beyond drunk most of the time. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
I will try to remember I promised you I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
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If you’re feeling just as lazy as I am in regards to writing up a post, go on, treat yourself to a day off… or 11.
But seriously though, I’ll try for an actual post tomorrow.