Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died… You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.
I am tied up with silk ropes, hoping you haven’t found other blogs, just generally being a terrible burden to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second star on the right, straight on to I see my darling’s 10000 text messages. I am beyond drunk most of the time. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
I will try to remember I promised you I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
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If you’re feeling just as lazy as I am in regards to writing up a post, go on, treat yourself to a day off… or 11.
But seriously though, I’ll try for an actual post tomorrow.
Tinkerbell died? =(
Cause you stopped clapping thoughts! Why! For the love of god why?!?!?! Think of the children!! Won’t somebody please think of the children!!
I’m clapping! I’m clapping!
Are you sure someone didn’t put her in a jar and forget to poke holes in the top?
Okay, so what you’re saying is you would rather watch Tinkerbell slowly asphyxiate in a glass jar rather than have her die painlessly due to lack of clapping…. *looks at Thoughts in fear*… *backs away from Thoughts*…
Awesome blogger tool.. Thanks a bunch. I’ll use this at some point…. maybe.
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